|Statement||by Eric Arnold.|
|Genre||Wit and humor.|
|LC Classifications||PN6371.5 .A75 1999|
|The Physical Object|
|Pagination||62 p. :|
|Number of Pages||62|
|LC Control Number||99018088|
Jokes you shouldn't tell your teacher. [Eric H Arnold] -- A collection of riddles and jokes relating to school, in such categories as "Getting Ready for School," "Overheard in the Hallway," and "Recess.". How to Annoy Your Teachers (with Pictures) - wikiHow Fun. After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF File. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over. thoughts on “ “Good Code Documents Itself” And Other Hilarious Jokes You Shouldn’t Tell Yourself ” Teacher said look it up in the dictionary (which we .
We had to start off this collection of bad jokes with one of the oldest knock knock jokes in the book. “Aye, matey.” Here are 21 scurvy pirate jokes ye should tell the I shouldn’t be. Are you a book because im totally checking you out. Did you know that Kevin McCallister is at Home Alone reading. The librarian gave the scientist a book about Helium and he just couldn't put it down. You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation! Book never written. How to blow your nose by Hank R. Chief. Since teaching is a tough endeavor, it really helps if one can maintain a sense of humor while on the job. Some educators incorporate funny lessons into their curriculum, but others need a little help in the form of funny one liner are a few good jokes to add to your humor arsenal for those days (weeks, months) when you really need a smile. A: She couldn't control her pupils! Q: Teacher: Didn't I tell you to stand at the end of the line? A: Student: I tried but there was someone already there! Q: How is an English teacher like a judge? A: They both give out sentences. Q: Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you? A: Student: Not really.
Hero Images/ Getty Images. First days and exam days have one thing in common: They’re both stressful. Be the fun teacher and lighten the classroom mood with some Grade A jokes in any subject area. Warning: Your students might groan instead of . The Joke Wall can be as simple as a bulletin board covered in post-it notes or an empty chalkboard. Band Jokes Every band director and music teacher needs a couple of fun jokes in their music teaching arsenal. Share these fun jokes in your classroom! What did the flute player say to the tight rope walker? You better C Sharp or you’ll B flat! By January Nelson Updated Octo 1. Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever. 2. Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5? Because they can’t even. 3. Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper? TEACHER: What does your history book tell you about the Civil War? PUPIL: It doesn’t tell me anything. I have to read the dumb thing. ===== LIBRARIAN: Why don’t you take home a Dr. Seuss? PUPIL: I didn’t know he made house calls. ===== TEACHER: Why are you holding your textbook up to the window? PUPIL: You told me to open it up to the Middle East. ====.